69 Tales Of Middle Earth, by Infernal Legions Of Mordor

69 Tales Of Middle Earth

by Infernal Legions Of Mordor

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sadsenzuri Shop lifted this cassette and loved it so much I decided to pay for it here. Basically if Burzum and the Gerogerigegege had a MERP love child and spat its disgusting, gnarled body onto bandcamp. I love it. Favorite track: I'm From Texas, I Don't Know What Winter Is.

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1.	The Electricity In the Air Before a Good Siege 00:40	buy track
2.	Larping At The Blind Guardian Concert 00:05	buy track
3.	Orc Blade Plunged Deep Into Elvin Flesh 00:02	buy track
4.	Gollum Was A Crack Baby 00:11	buy track
5.	The Which That Lives In The Trees 00:02	buy track
6.	The Water Temple Can Suck My Ass 00:02	buy track
7.	Crowdfunding To Buy Myself Chainmail 00:02	buy track
8.	Drawn and Quartered Varg Finally Dies 00:07	buy track
9.	Going for a Hike and Finding a Black Metal Promo Shoot 00:02	buy track
10.	Cursed Dagger of Lee-Hon-Tuc 00:25	buy track
11.	My Blade, My Honor, My Suffrage 00:02	buy track
12.	Thine Torch Igniting the Ceremonial Fireworks 00:03	buy track
13.	M'Lord Is Medieval For Daddy 00:11	buy track
14.	I Got Roasted By A Guy Wearing A Fedora At A Ren Fair 00:23	buy track
15.	Masturbating to the Elves in Skyrim 00:02	buy track
16.	SMALLSWORD//SMALLERDICK 00:01	buy track
17.	Lack Of Basic Hygiene Doesn't Make You A Viking 00:03	buy track
18.	Stabbing the Winner of Varg's Tabletop R.P.G. 00:05	buy track
19.	Calling Your Mother's Basement Your Dungeon 00:02	buy track
20.	Sexual Fantasy Involving An Orc and a Dwarf 00:03	buy track
21.	Frolicking Naked in the Trees Because You're a Wizard 00:02	buy track
22.	Mark McCoy Before He Was Hipster Black Metal Semen 00:23	buy track
23.	Ishan Before He Thought He Was In Dream Theater 00:02	buy track
24.	Mayhem: a Career Made on Two Corpses 00:03	buy track
25.	BIGSWORD//MIRCOSCOPICPENIS 00:02	buy track
26.	That Feel When Good Siege 00:02	buy track
27.	I Liked Harry Potter Better When He Was in Troll 00:10	buy track
28.	Using Black Magic To Get Myself a Date 00:02	buy track
29.	Leading the Charge 00:01	buy track
30.	Into the Mines of Moria 00:02	buy track
31.	I Live in a Hut In The Woods With Ildjarn 00:02	buy track
32.	I Can't Wait For The Lords Of Noisecore To Put A Hit Out On Me 00:03	buy track
33.	Using Flash During A Black Metal Show To Ruin The Ambience 00:03	buy track
34.	Wolves in the Throne Room are a Bunch of Fucking Nerds 00:02	buy track
35.	I'm From Texas, I Don't Know What Winter Is 00:02	buy track
36.	You Smell Like An MMO Player 00:02	buy track
37.	It's Not Caps Lock, IT'S KVLT LOCK, DIPSHIT!!! 00:23	buy track
38.	I Was Born in the Wrong Time, I Want to Lead a Crusade 00:03	buy track
39.	Leading a Medieval Campain to 711 for Mountain Dew 00:02	buy track
40.	Beating Up Nerds Outside of a Kamelot Concert 00:03	buy track
41.	Dungeon Synth, Trve Incel Music 00:02	buy track
42.	Graveland's Instagram Sharing Star Wars Memes 00:02	buy track
43.	Rob Darken Looks Like My Grandma 00:02	buy track
44.	Getting Lyrical Themes From Runescape 00:02	buy track
45.	Ildjarn is a School Teacher 00:01	buy track
46.	Mortiis Looks Like a Digimon 00:03	buy track
47.	Cave Dwelling Dungeon Synth Fan 00:08	buy track
48.	The Trees Tell Me Many Things, Like Where to Score PCP 00:03	buy track
49.	This Rock in the Forest Looks Like a Member of a Boston Punk Band 00:04	buy track
50.	Chainmail Protects me from Blades, But Not Your Insults 00:02	buy track
51.	Bringing a Sword to a Punk Show to Scare Poseurs 00:03	buy track
52.	Dear Knight I Commend Thine Skullet 00:07	buy track
53.	Eating From Yee Olde Pizza Carte 00:01	buy track
54.	Forgotten Forest Path Leading to a Meth Lab 00:02	buy track
55.	Spell Book Containing a Couple of Spells 00:02	buy track
56.	Satan is M'Lord 00:01	buy track
57.	Hanging Out With My Fellow Incels At The Iced Earth Concert 00:05	buy track
58.	Christopher Lee's Power Metal Band 00:01	buy track
59.	Drunkenly Slogging Around Demanding People Drink Your Potion 00:05	buy track
60.	My Dear, Sweet, Combat Alchemist 00:01	buy track
61.	The Power of the Full Moon Charging My Boner 00:02	buy track
62.	My Huge, Heathen, Maypole 00:04	buy track
63.	I am a Wizard and my Magic is Meth 00:02	buy track
64.	I Work At Medieval Times To Get Drunk On Mead 00:02	buy track
65.	Peasants Who Think Burzum is Good 00:02	buy track
66.	Nobles That Know Ildjarn is Truth 00:01	buy track
67.	Going from Punk to Pissing Cave Dweller 00:03	buy track
68.	True Crime Songs are Fucking Stupid 00:01	buy track
69.	Faust From Emperor is Free to Kill Again 00:41	buy track