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The Frozen One awaits
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Aerosmith by Choice
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Eno-Pilled
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Use a phrase like "castration of faulty designs", it's true
Make sure to have your demo as raw as possible I want hexes thrown,
Omega Satan disembowel
I'll summon demons and cast spells and stuff
Whatever it takes to be the most evil of evil I'll be so evil
And I'm really fucking mad I didn't get my free dinner at Luby's
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The interbutt sleuths are at it again, reject the Nazi kvlt lords
Find a surprise ambient blackdoom project a year later under the moniker "King Strife" Release one demo then make another new project five months later
You're still a Nazi
Can you tell me what the inside of a colon looks like with your head so far up your ass?
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Maybe we should make a DS project next Chug IPA and use Casio presets
Release a deliberately limited cyan maroon tape
Is this what it takes to be a cool metal band? Fuck
We're more mystic than you because we only record during rainstorms and caterpillar evolution
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Open up, ground! Cataclysmic event, arise! All frosted over, frozen Icicles crash into skulls, frozen
Chaos entwined with death and destruction Eager ears waiting for instructions on what to worship
Body hopping parasitic scum fuck scrambling to the next
Skin oozing black from booger-colored lesions
Buckets full of these onions, all in the mixer at once
Grinding their bones, crunching
Dubious evil butthead
Derivative "work of art" here we come!
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We listened to it, more than once
We thought about it, more than we should We like you, you're cool dude
I think it's pretty safe to say
Your band sucks
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Woooooah! The end of the end was only the beginning
Fucking everything up its stupid ass
I'm gonna kick your stupid garage door with my boots
You fricken bum head
I'm gonna shake you like some maracas Gonna need a different face piece when I'm done with yours
Cause I'm coming at you like a slow loris
So what if my favorite shirts are the same from freshman year I put the tough in tough and ough and ugggghhhh
I eat the kiwi skin too, whole fruit
Boy you know the turkey tender, get out of my face dude man bro
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On my Ultralight shit Button-up short sleeve, moisture wicking, of course it's Colombia Fuck Patagucci
Extra-wide brim oilskin
Duck back my whole getup and get Mr. Marston with a ferro rod hip
Sparked a fire, cooked a burg and made this hit 40 liter pack with my bros, fuck no you can't go
On the same stream brown cleans, I mainstream brown beans
On the same stream a bear is cleaning himself, I'm drinking coffee
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Solomon Fingers, son of the Goldfish King Heir of Chubby Chamber, was born a prodigy "One day when you grow up boy, you'll cover this whole town with your Farts
You'll be the king, but the throne will not wait so patiently until then..." Solomon Fingers, son of the Goldfish King Heir of Chubby Chamber, was born a prodigy
Solomon sought the amulet and knew what he must do with it
See, to harness the Fart, one has to seek the cheese... Fromunda Fromunda was once known to render entire villages defenseless, weeping from the noxious fumes
Solomon Fingers got that amulet just in time, literally as Fromunda farted its way through town
Farting out farts and farting x7
Really gassing up the place when the amulet began to glow yellow, cracking open into a big ass boiled egg, And hopping into Solomon's mouth, producing the largest, nastiest farts ever smelt, ever dealt
Solomon Fingers really grew up to be a big ol' turd burglar
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