Exiled from the Kingdom: Isolated for the Good of the Land

by Infernal Legions Of Mordor

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1.	Introduction: Will It Scrobble? 01:22	buy track
2.	Charles Fucking Knowles 00:01	buy track
3.	Skronk Sucks 00:01	buy track
4.	I'm Essential 00:01	buy track
5.	Playing A Wrathful God In Sims 4 00:02	buy track
6.	Essential Run to the Grocery Store for the New Flavor of Mountain Dew 00:03	buy track
7.	We're All Shitposters Now 00:01	buy track
8.	Shooting Artsy Nudes on Cinestill 800 Because You're a Fucking Dumb Ass 00:19	buy track
9.	We Totally Won The Battle Set With Two Knights 00:02	buy track
10.	Too Punk For The Noise Crowd, Too Noise For The Punks 00:05	buy track
11.	From Top Fan to Band Member; The Rhys Johnson Story 00:02	buy track
12.	Simon 00:01	buy track
13.	Crankin' Hog 00:02	buy track
14.	Using Longmont Potion Castle Threats on Telemarketers 00:03	buy track
15.	April 2020, Far from the Vibe We Thought 4/20 Would Be 00:03	buy track
16.	You Do Not Need an AR-15 You Dumb Sack of Fuck 00:03	buy track
17.	Beefy Five Layer Burrito, No Beans, Grilled, Add Nacho Fries 00:03	buy track
18.	Hey Fuck You, Fuck You Rei Clone 00:06	buy track
19.	Cici's Delivers Now 00:02	buy track
20.	Tom Nook is the Only Good Capitalist 00:02	buy track
21.	Comin’ on Down There with my Bull Whip and Goin’ Wha-pah!! 00:03	buy track
22.	Morbid Angel and Bolt Thrower are Fucking Boring 00:28	buy track
23.	I May Be Ugly, but I Own a Carved Cross Demo You Fucking Peasant 00:03	buy track
24.	Remember When We Were A Meme Page? 00:02	buy track
25.	Imran Being Late 00:01	buy track
26.	Busting a Depression Nut Just to Feel Something 00:04	buy track
27.	Why, Yes, I Do Have Plenty of Shit-Tickets 00:02	buy track
28.	Being A Sword Guy is a Personality Right? 00:02	buy track
29.	Where Is Texas Mike Now When We Need Him the Most??? 00:05	buy track
30.	Shaving Your Head is a Side Effect of COVID-19 00:05	buy track
31.	The Band Called Upsetting. That's The Joke. 00:02	buy track
32.	One of the Owners of Freaks & Geeks Made an Infernal Legions of Mordor shirt in Animal Crossing 00:04	buy track
33.	Yeah, I Watch Anime, but I'm Not A Fucking Weeb Like Rei Clone 00:03	buy track
34.	Simon II: Simon Liked Your Post 00:02	buy track
35.	Amos from Tenement likes Raising Caine's & Aerosmith 00:05	buy track
36.	Give me back Recycled! You can have LSA! Just give me back Recycled!!! 00:05	buy track
37.	We're a Hot, Discogs Flipping Commodity Now 00:03	buy track
38.	A Joke About the Dog Episode of Fullmetal Alchemist 00:03	buy track
39.	A Rei Clone Sucks Joke 00:02	buy track
40.	A Song About How the Oil Spill EP Slaps and How Rei Clone Still Sucks 00:03	buy track
41.	I Survived The Days of Egg Punk for This??? 00:24	buy track
42.	Unbelievablely Unhorny 00:02	buy track
43.	Jazz Fusion Assbeaters by the band Called King Crimson 00:03	buy track
44.	Broke Panic Buying; Toilet Paper. Woke Panic Buying; A Pound of Carne Asada 00:04	buy track
45.	Finally Learning Magik to Curse Charles Fucking Knowles 00:03	buy track
46.	Idk What my Favorite Denton Cryptid is; Miles from Two Knights or Honorable Mayor, Joose Banks 00:04	buy track
47.	Name Your First Release Something Other Than Demo You Dumb Ass 00:03	buy track
48.	Gimme Yer Teeth 00:01	buy track
49.	Simon III: When Will He Post His July 4th Pics? 00:02	buy track
50.	Because, Life Without Class, Isn't Life Worth Living 00:32	buy track
51.	I Was a Teenage American Picker 00:02	buy track
52.	Heaven En Esparta 00:01	buy track
53.	Brainbombs Nightcore 00:02	buy track
54.	I'm Quarantined So I Don't Nuke Rei Clone's Ass 00:02	buy track
55.	Veteran of the Shit-Ticket Wars 00:02	buy track
56.	One Million Dead Oogles (Snob Cover) 00:11	buy track
57.	Cowboy Night 00:03	buy track
58.	Lawful Cannibalism 00:01	buy track
59.	Eating the Rich is Vegan 00:01	buy track
60.	1984 Jeep Honcho 00:01	buy track
61.	Revoking Top Fan Badges of Fucking Losers on the Infernal Legions Facebook 00:04	buy track
62.	I Must Shit, But I Have No Ass 00:01	buy track
63.	Some Might Say I Have Too Much Ass 00:01	buy track
64.	April April its Fucking April 00:02	buy track
65.	I Just Lost The Game 00:01	buy track
66.	Ihsahn Wearing a Turtleneck Sweater 00:01	buy track
67.	We are the Premiere Gorenoise Band from Denton 00:03	buy track
68.	Why Should I Get Bummed that People who Enjoy 100 Gecs Don't Like Me? They've Shown Their Lack of Taste 00:04	buy track
69.	Hey, You Missed Our Set 03:14	buy track

about

A side effect of COVID-19 is making bad music, i am no different.

credits

released May 16, 2020

ILM on this EP is:

Die Fort – Synth & Drum Programming
Thoros – Bass
Wurm – Vocals & Drum Programming

Guest Vocals by:
DF II on 7, 13 & 26
Bad Sasha on 2, 19 & 23
Colton “The King Of Noisecore” Pickles on 10 & 41
Dr. Alican Koc on 53 & 57

Guitar on “Morbid Angel and Bolt Thrower are boring” by Albert J. Ross III

Spoken word by:
Taylor Vinson on “Amos from Tenement likes Raising Caines and Aerosmith”
Charles “Fucking” Knowles on “Shooting artsy nudes on nudes on Cinestill 800 because you’re a dumb ass” & “Fuck you hey rei clone fuck you”
Elaine Hubbard on “Fuck you hey rei clone fuck you”
Texas Mike, Esq on “Where is texas mike now when we need him the most” & “Shaving your head is a side effect of COVID-19”

Spoken word on “Hey You Missed Our Set” by (in order):
Charles “Fucking” Knowles, Die Fort, Charlie Debolt, Simon Russell, Erica Salazar, Savannah Sheerer, Jake Garlick, Zach Palmer, Ash Hill, Nick Gramsas, Texas Mike Esq, Cade Bundrick, Joanna Phillips, Bald Larry, Sammie Miami, & Thoros