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by Infernal Legions Of Mordor

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1.
Introduction; The Season of the Witch 01:52
2.
Bitten by the Sumatran Rat Monkey 00:47
3.
Chainsawed Through Your Rotten Jaw 00:25
4.
4. Torn Apart for the Reason of Reanimation 00:38
5.
It’s Not Over Until the Bloodsoaked Teenager Says It is 00:38
6.
Alien Force Possessing Farmers to Insatiable Bloodlust 00:16
7.
Cooler Full of Unearthly Abominations Hungry for Flesh 00:43
8.
The Eye is the Window to the Gory Pits of Hell 00:18
9.
Haunted House Strewn with Frat Boy Guts 00:08
10.
Resurrection of the Muldoon Man 00:15
11.
Midas Touch of Rapid Decomposition 00:31
12.
Wendigo’s Chilli Con Carnival 02:14
13.
Shengar’s Legion of the Living Dead 00:12
14.
Stop Killing the Dead, The Living Deserve It 00:22
15.
Gutted By a T-Rex 00:22
16.
Too Healthy to Live 00:35
17.
Ripped From The Womb 00:21
18.
Great Value Midwestern Zombies 00:21
19.
Shetaar Goddess of Gore and the Night 00:55
20.
The Worst Person on Earth 00:44
21.
Chained to a Tree and Snot Running Free 00:46
22.
Cult of Gay Cannibals 00:36
23.
Psychedelic Brain Slug 00:48
24.
Following the Chunks of a Dying Frat Boy to a Fistfull of Buckshot 00:46
25.
The Horror Nerd Saves The Day 00:23
26.
Through the Silver Screen, Mutating Right In Front of You 00:37
27.
Beware of Posh British Werewolves 00:31
28.
Spirits of the Sand 00:23
29.
Cursed Valley of the Devilwitch 00:23
30.
Aligned Deaths, Vengeance from Beyond 00:28
31.
Great Value George Romero 00:27
32.
Western Showdown, with Vampires and a Truck 00:27
33.
Valley Girls at the End of the World 00:24
34.
Crazy German Goresoaked Teenager Pt 1 00:15
35.
Crazy German Goresoaked Teenager Pt 2 00:39
36.
Ringworm Infested Hillfolk Consumed by a Boar 00:34
37.
Surprisingly Tasteful Movie Being Sampled on this EP 00:30
38.
Split up the Middle by Slugman 00:29
39.
Condemnation of the Righteous and Sinners Alike 00:28
40.
The Slippery Rich Eat the Poor 00:33
41.
From the Future to Murder the Past (Not About the Terminator) 00:32
42.
The Wise Words of the Tobacco Man 01:26
43.
Two Ways to Half a Boomer 00:28
44.
Nicholas Cage Drug Fueled Fury 00:20
45.
Necrophiliac at the Micmac Burial Ground 00:13
46.
Where’s My Hug At? 00:21
47.
The Sample is the Only Good Part of this Dogshit Slasher 00:45
48.
The Bloodsoaked Girl that Escaped from Patrick Stewart’s Brain 00:55
49.
The Sign is Warning You 00:39
50.
The Line that Defined Tom Atkins’ Career 00:10
51.
Snakehand and its Penchant for the Human Jaw 00:26
52.
Mom Can We Stop and Get Evil Dead? No We Have Evil Dead at Home. Evil Dead At Home. 00:25
53.
The Ravings of the Gemini Killer 00:39
54.
Reasons to Be Wary of Goths 01:13
55.
Satanic Grandmothers Disembowel Their Worthless Family 00:19
56.
There Were Slugs in this Shot of Malort 00:25
57.
Not In Front of the Mutants! 00:16
58.
Shimmering Goo that Eats You! 00:21
59.
They Brought Back the Star to Explode 00:15
60.
Little Shit Becomes an Assistant Serial Killer 00:26
61.
Fleshprison of Inter Galactic Serial Killer 01:29
62.
Aging Beauty Pays the Price of Pride and Vanity 00:17
63.
Melting Chunks of Hobo 00:51
64.
Degenerate Yelling Teenagers 00:16
65.
Invasion of the Body Snatchers Meets the Terminator 00:37
66.
Texan, Southern Fried Henry 00:14
67.
The Most Obvious Sample from this Alarmingly Horny Movie 00:08
68.
Alien Hacked to Pieces by Oscar Award Winning Director 00:21
69.
Outro; Return of the Witch 02:35

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Happy Halloween. I like bad horror movies, you prolly do too. Here's 69 songs about 69 movies.

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released October 31, 2023

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